18th March 2013: The First Entry
Posted: March 18, 2013 Filed under: Day-to-Day, My Diary 2013, The Work Thing | Tags: 2013, Amusing, Diary, Easter, Funny, Laughing, life, Tricks, work 5 Comments »Soooo….this is my diary. My first entry, I am confused now that I’ve started this diary because this is basically the same as a standard blog, expect it adds another page on my blog.
I’ve had a bit of a tough time at work recently (probably not gone unnoticed after my 10 Things I Dislike About My New Boss post – if you haven’t read it…shame on you.) but today was the first time I properly laughed in ages, I have no choice but to blame this on the mischievous mood brought on by too much early morning chocolate and the lovely Jessica (BF and work colleague who I also share a desk with). There are three things I laughed at:
1). When Jessica was born she was born with wonky feet, she had many painful operations and now her feet are the right way around but she does have a few scars. However, on occasion we tend to laugh at her legs, sometimes I call her Wonky, or disabled. A while a go I found this photo of a dog:
This dog is called Wonky. (Not even lying!). Anyway, I sent this to Jessica and told her “if she were a dog”… she thought it was very amusing and uploaded it to Facebook and Instagram. Anyway last night she sent me that photo and a photo of a baby with strange legs (which was really freaky looking) and the caption “Just reiterating. LOL”. I wasn’t sure what that meant. This morning, when she came in the following conversation happened:
Jess: “Did you get that picture?”
Me: “Yes, I don’t get it.”
Jess: “I found it last night on my phone and remembered how funny it was.”
Me: “Ah, I see. Why did you send me that photo of the freaky looking baby with weird legs?”
Jess: “That was a photo of me.”
Me: “…”
2). There is a boy in my office – who is also a good friend of mine – who has OCD. Today I decided to test his OCD and whilst he was on the phone to a customer and typing on his computer what the customer needed, I took his pens and pencils out of his pen pot and put them all over his desk, then I sprinkled some paper clips on top. After I finished I went to the loo, when I got back to my desk he emailed me:
When you leave at the end of the day I am going to destroy your desk.
I replied:
Why have you told me you are the culprit, now I will have to touch all our tissues and sit on your chair before you get in tomorrow morning.
3). I put this little pink chick called Brian outside the window of one of our IT technicians.
these are the tiny bits of fun that make being at work bearable!
Tomorrow, I am going to hide all of the office teabags in the new Junior Print-Workers draw.
by all means hide the coffee, but fucking with the teabags is going too far. Tea is sacred
I took your advice and left the tea alone. Did hide the digestive biscuits though…didn’t warn me about that did you?
Haha the biccies are fair game!